Are ALL your chores done darling, or am I going to have to remind you once again of your role in our marriage?
I do hope you’ve finished your housework darling - and I trust that you have ironed My skirt and blouse as I requested this morning…
Well that’s an interesting question, but one which requires quite a complex answer.
Firstly, as a Female Supremacist, I believe that a man does not have the right to tell a Woman how to behave. However, this does not mean that I condone poor behaviour in a Woman, but rather that I think that only another Woman (or Women) can have the authority to set the rules by which Women abide.
This means that my Wife has the right to treat me as She pleases and I do not have the right to criticise Her. On the subject of cruelty however, I will make these comments: We need to view the concept of cruelty through the lens of the participants. What I mean by this is that cruelty is a matter of context. One man’s cruelty is another man’s fantasy. If you hear in a news report that a person has been beaten with a stick for dropping a teacup, you would think that to be cruel and unpleasant behaviour towards another human being. You will have seen enough of my Tumblr blog however, to realise that being caned by a Woman for a small failure to server Her is not just something I fantasise about, but that it is a fantasy shared by millions of men and Women. Similarly, to some people, hearing that one person has been made to drink another person’s urine, would be considered cruel, degrading and disgusting. As my regular readers know however, this is an enormous pleasure for me and one that my Wife uses as a “treat” or a “reward” for good behaviour. It’s all about context…
I make no secret of the fact that I would like to live in a Matriarchal world where Women have the de facto (and ultimately – I hope – de jure) authority in society. This does not mean (for me at least) that society would look like the male fantasy world where all Women would be whip-wielding, thigh-booted, leather-clad Goddesses and all men would be kept in cages as cowering slaves. Rather, I hope that one day the world will look like the America and Europe of the 1950s where it was simply assumed that any position of authority in business or commerce would be occupied by a man; where it was simply assumed that all the politicians setting our laws would be men; where it would be unusual to find a family unit where the man was not considered to be the head of the household; where men controlled the finances and made the decisions, where Women undertook all the housework and acted in a supporting role to their husband. That is the sort of world I want to live in – but one in which those two roles are exactly reversed…
The important thing for me however that, although Women should be in a position of authority in business, commerce and politics, fundamentally They should be in a position of authority in the home. I am gratified to see the rise in Female Led Relationships (FLRs) and hope that one day soon they will be considered the norm. I believe that this is where the roots of Female Supremacy can be found. The crucial thing here is the “R” part of FLR. I love my Wife and She loves me. I trust Her completely and I know that She will never do anything that will ever “hurt” me. I trust Her to be “fair”. If She wants to exert Her authority oand remind me of who is in charge that’s fine by me. The only thing She could do to hurt me would be to not do so. If She chose to withdraw Herself from me – that would be cruel…
This slave has learned his lesson about leaving the toilet seat up.
A big woman must never believe that she has to lose weight in order to appeal to a man or win the approval of society. Lose weight for your own health, not for any other reason. You are already beautiful because you are a woman! And there are millions of good men who agree.
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!
boost this because look bEES ARE DYING AND WE REALLY NEED TO HELP THEM!!!!!!
Help them, sweetlings!
mistresselanvital loungeoflust @byron130: Actually it is best to use some honey. It is their natural food source and does not matter that it is not from their hive. Sugar water is ok…but not as natural. Bees drink a LOT of water. And if you can…setting up bee watering stations in your back yard is easy. Put a layer pebbles on an old plate. Add water, place about your garden at various heights. Clean them daily with fresh water. Blessed BEE!!!! )O(Save the 🐝, beez!hypnoticgoddessursula🌛🌕🌜 💚🌏💙
Better yet - become a bee- keeper.
I’m a bee-keeper and it is a satisfying, rewarding and enjoyable pastime - and it helps thousands of bees!
Don’t worry, you’ll get some champagne too - later. Yours will be warmer and won’t have bubbles, but I know you’ll love it even more than the premiere grand cru I’m drinking…
Every home needs a bidet
Yes Sue, don’t worry - I won’t be very late. I just have a little domestic issue to deal with and then My husband will run Me over to You… No, no. Don’t worry, I assure you he won’t object in any way. Yes - he is good like that isn’t he. Yes that’s right - a model husband… It’s taken a bit of work on My part you know…